Saturday, September 02, 2006

England Roar Past Tiny Andorra



Ok, not much of a test; a 5-0 pasting in their Euro 2008 qualifier against a tiny little country with near-zero class historically on the football pitch.

But if Sven had managing England for this game no doubt it'd have been a 1-0 nailbiter or even an upset loss.

Andorra, land of the duty free shopping, is no football factory, ranked 132nd in world football.

Under the new McClaren Era, two victories out of two, nine goals scored and none conceded. Hard to beat that.

But hey, not even the England side could outdo the Scots, who poured six goals in against the Faroe Islands in winning 6-0.


Just one of the ten million goals the Scots poured into the Faroes' goal...

And frankly, neither the Faroes nor Andorra belong in the qualifying groups for Euro 2008 - this match was a bigger waste than a friendly, needlessly tiring EPL stars many of whom will also be playing extra European matches in the Uefa Cup and Champions League.

My only question is where is Greenland in the scheme of things? How come places like the bloody Faroe Islands and Andorra even have national football teams and yet Greenland has none? Greenland is neither a member of FIFA, UEFA and therefore is not eligible to enter either the World Cup or European Championship, that's why. And why aren't they a member of any of those groups? What are they trying to say that Andorra and Faroe, can't?

Andorra's home stadium holds like 1500 people so England will play Andorra's "home" match in Spain. And look,

this is the mighty Faroe football stadium.

And this is Nuuk Stadion in Greenland, small wonder:



Horribly derailed about the England victory however - it's difficult to work oneself into much of a lather about such a matchup. The only thing to be proven is that England are playing more like we wished they'd have been playing in the World Cup, slashing dreary opponents and scoring goals in mind.

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It's probably still too early to count the Red Sox out of the postseason but the White Sox maintained their fragile hold on the AL wildcard with a victory over the Royals to keep them 1/2 game ahead of the Twins, who knocked down the Yankees. And with the Tigers losing to the Angels, their lead over the White Sox shrunk to 4 1/2 games.

Don't look now but with yet another victory the Dodgers now have a better record than the St Louis Cardinals who hold their grip on the NL Central soley due to a distinct lack of competition.

The Padres still lead the NL Wildcard race over the Reds, Astros and Phillies by one a half games over the Reds.

The Mets have the best record in baseball.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

This crazy article about which teams should be demoted and which team should renickname themselves after Pluto got me thinking about nicknames in general.

NL East:

Metropolitans: sensible for a big city but the snob in me always thinks Metropolitan means more like Manhattan than Queens.
Marlins: Ok, Florida and deep sea fishing, very Hemmingway. Good.
Phillies Do they mean Philadelphia natives in the diminutive form or the horses? And why not The Blunts? That would be a cool nickname.)
Braves: Southerners, notorious racists, naming their team after what, native indians? In a non-PC way? Why not just be honest and call them The Confederates? Besides, think of what a great rivalry with the...
Nationals.

NL Central:

Cubs What's the sense in a big city naming it's team after a baby bear - no wonder they never win anything important. Set the bar very low, manage expectations.
Cardinals Ok, bird motif is pretty benevolent but the Cardinals aren't even the state bird of MO are they? Shouldn't they be the Brewers as well? The Formentors?
Astros Houston, mission control, etc. Oh yeah, that and playing in the Astrodome once.
Pirates This makes no sense, clearly. It makes more sense to rename the Oakland Raiders the Pirates but there ent much in Pittsburgh but steel and that name was already taken so the options are narrow. And Pirates? There isn't even a bloody sea anywhere near Pittsburgh!
Brewers: Milwaukee, a-ok name provided there's a special caveat indicating the beer is crap anyway.

Dodgers: This makes no sense but they can blame Brooklyn for that one.
Padres: What an odd nickname. That it's in Spanish, considering the proximity of Mexico, not a bad idea but if the Padres is ok, then why not go for the whole enchilada and name themselve The Popes?
Diamondbacks: Arizona and snakes. Better than Cacti, I suppose.
Giants: Ok, another stupid important from New York. Why not the Barry Bonds Steroid Heads instead? Something more current and edgy.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Voetball

The week was filled with pairings; Champion's League groupings announced showed Chelsea and Barcelona linked yet again, Manchester United getting another crack at Benfica, who knocked them out last season and face a daunting round against Celtic. Last year's finalists, Arseholenal getting lighweights like Porto, CSKA Moskva and Hamburg. Liverpool to face Galatasaray, Bordeaux and PSV.

Sports Amnesia's picks to make it to the next round: Barcelona, Chelsea, Inter, Bayern, Liverpool, PSV, Valencia, Roma, Real Madrid, Lyon, Man U, Celtic, Arseholenal, Porto, AEK and Milan.

UEFA Cup's minnows like Newcastle and West Ham and Middlesborough finding their next opponents in the form of the obscure.

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Yesterday marked the second full week of EPL matches and most surprising of all was the 1-0 victory by Man City over Arseholenol. Perhaps it's time to smile. Arseholenal have played two matches this season, drawing against Aston Villa at home and losing to Man City. It's enough to make one hope it's the start of a trend for the Frenchiest team in the EPL.

Replacing them in the powerhouse division might be the surprising Everton. Maybe it's not so surprising after all. They're only a season removed from a 4th place showing and despite last season's disappearing act, with two victories in two matches, they look like they might be a side to be reckoned with. Yesterday's 2-0 pasting of Spurs at White Hart Lane is enough to make one sit up and take notice. Perhaps it only proves what we suspect - that Tottenham are struggling to find their bearings early on, much like Arsenal.

Today, Newcastle, sporting their new striker Obefami Martins will travel to Villa Park as will I, to watch what I hope will be Newcastle's second win of the season to keep pace with the rest of the unbeathen in the EPL.

And in the lower tier, first place Birmingham City travelled to Cardiff to face their closest rivals. Cardiff proved to be too much for the promotion favourites to handle, riot police had to stop Birmingham fans throwing seats and the result was 2-0 in Cardiff City's favour.

On the one hand, you're happy to see Man United suffer in spite of an unbeaten start to the season. On the other hand, losing Rio Ferdinand for Euro Qualifiers, even if they are largely against tiny little countries striking fear into the football hearts of no one.

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Ohio State sophomore tackle Alex Boone takes drinking to a new level in admitting that he was routinely downing 30 to 40 beers per day, a pattern of bingeing that began in high school and escalated when he arrived at OSU.

"I used to drink till I dropped," he said.

30 to 40 beers a day?

I guess when you're 6 foot 8 and weight 350 pounds, the beer just sorta disappears around you.

Anyone would have needed that many to endure the snoozefest that was the Giants v Jets preseason meeting that ended mercifully, 13-7.

Eli Manning went 10-for-20 for 107 yards with an interception. Chad Pennington started for the Jets, but also played inconsistently, going 11-for-20 for 125 yards with an interception.

At least the Giants defence can gloat since it hasn't allowed a touchdown since the opening series against Baltimore in a 17-16 victory to open the preseason. They had five sacks against the Jets, with several more knockdowns on Pennington and Kellen Clemens, and forced three turnovers.

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Don't look now but the defending Champion Pittburgh Steelers are 0-3 to start the preseason after losing to Pennsylvania rivals Philadelphia

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Best Mets video of the year.

Monday, August 21, 2006

The Real McCoy



Although I'm not much of a Hook 'Em Horns fan, the fact that their starting QB is named Colt McCoy, perhaps one of the All Time football names, is worth noting. He's even got his own Wikapedia entry.

Over his career, he completed 536-of-849 passes (63.1%) for 9,344 yards and 116 TDs. He ranks as the all-time leading passer in Texas Division 2A history and is fourth overall in Texas high school history.


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Top Ten Fantastic Finishes is worth a read through simply for nostalgia's sake.

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How about that? Cory Lidle walks 5 in 6 shutout innings and gets the victory by a narrow 2-1 margin completing an incomprehensible FIVE GAME SWEEP at Fenway for the Yankees which extends their AL East lead to a season-high 6 1/2 games over the Red Sox. They outscored the Sox 49-26.

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The job status of Bryant Gumbel, scheduled to be the play-by-play broadcaster on the eight late-season games on the NFL's in-house network, could be the subject of a discussion by NFL officials after Gumbel's suggestion that Paul Tagliabue show his successor "where he keeps Gene Upshaw's leash." Ouch.

Tagliabue's response: "What Gumbel said about Gene Upshaw and our owners is about as irresponsible as anything I've heard in a long time."

Sunday, August 20, 2006

What a weekend.



Yankees-Red Sox massive five game showdown in Fenway is quickly becoming an anticlimatic footnote to a failed Red Sox season. Last night it was Jason Giambi, making up for missing a bad-hop ball in the bottom of the 9th with a homer in the top of the 10th that led the Yankees to another victory over the Red Sox this time increasing their AL East lead to to a season-high 5½ games.

A victory on Monday would give New York a five-game sweep and a repeat of the 1978 “Boston Massacre,”a four-game September sweep by a combined score of 42-9 that erased the remnants of Boston’s 14-game lead in the division.

Premiership Season Begins

We've been waiting for it since that fateful and disappointing loss on penalties to Portugal in the World Cup and this weekend it finally arrived, the start of the English football season.

A good start indeed for Geordie supporters. Newcastle topped Wigan to gain three points and a place in the 8 team log jam at the top of the tables.


England captain heads one home for Chelsea.

Of course this pales in comparison to the might displays put on by two of the strongest teams in the EPL; the defending champions, Chelsea, who made short work of Man City 3-0 and Manchester United, who crushed Fulham 5-1. Of course Man U will be without Rooney, who had two goals yesterday, for the next three games or so but best take those points whilst they're available.


Notice which teammates' arms Rooney is NOT jumping into.

NFL



The Jets showed some all-around improvement after last week's 16-3 loss to Tampa Bay as they entered this weekend's game against the Redskins trying to sort out two marquee positions. Three quarterbacks got a chance to make a case for the No. 1 job, but none made the kind of statement that would put them ahead of favorite in the absence of Chad Pennington, away on personal family matters or secretly nursing a sore shoulder, depending on who you believe.

The Redskins wanted to see something from their starting offense after last week's 19-3 loss to Cincinnati, but new assistant coach Al Saunders' attack generated only three first downs in three drives with starting quarterback Mark Brunell. The first-team defense was embarrassed by Smith's reverse and allowed 145 yards rushing in the first half.

Meanwhile the defending Super Bowl champs Pittsburgh Steelers were led out by Roethlisberger, a surprise starter because of his right thumb injury, threw for a touchdown on the Steelers' opening drive while running a version of the no-huddle. After that, the offense basically shut down for the rest of the game. Roethlisberger, whose name everyone was forced to learn to spell last season was injured in a motorcycle accident in the offseason but looks recovered.

However, just as in a 21-13 loss to Arizona last weekend, the Steelers' execution was spotty, with mistakes, incorrect pass routes and turnovers. They had a fumble and an interception in their final two possessions of the first half. A repeat looks like a dautning proposition.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

AL Central Suddenly A Race?


Not quite Manny enough to score...

Oh boy, we were waiting for it.

After losing two of three to the Minnesota Twins and then getting swept by the Chicago White Sox, the Detroit Tigers, this season's golden boys who could do no wrong, were suddenly looking like they'd been caught by an upper cut, perhaps a little wobbly on the feet, shaking the cobwebs from the head.

Sure they still had a 5 1/2 game lead over the White Sox. But that had been whittled down from double digits in record time and the Tigers were traveling all the way to Boston in what appears to be a quasi crucial series, if not for the Tigers then certainly for the Red Sox.

"You're going to hear everything. From a manager's standpoint, you're going to hear, `Oh the Tigers are going to hang on, they're going to win.' `The Tigers are choking,' blah, blah, blah. `They don't know what to do, they got too many young guys who haven't been in this situation.'

"You're going to hear all this, and what does it mean? It doesn't mean anything. What it means is that these guys have to go out, between the lines, play the games, and see if we're good enough."


-Marlboro chain smoker and Tiger Manager, Jim Leyland

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The Tigers took round one last night at Fenway with a 7-4 win over free agent super signing Josh Beckett. The Red Sox now lead the Tigers, 995-936, since 1901.

But in recounting the past there were several pivotal moments in this rivalry, recently:

The Red Sox and Tigers went eyeball-to-eyeball in the magical summer of 1967. The Red Sox won that pennant while standing in their Fenway clubhouse, listening to the redoubtable Harwell describe Dick McAuliffe's game-ending double play grounder in Detroit.

In 1972, it was Billy Martin's Tigers taking the division by beating Boston in the first two games of a season-ending series (that's when Hall of Famer Luis Aparicio fell down twice rounding third base for the Red Sox).


Meanwhile the White Sox were winning again, this time 12-2 over the lowly KC Royals. The Sox's five-game winning streak is their longest since they won nine straight in late June and trailed Detroit by a half-game.

They further extended their lead in the AL wild-card race to three games over Boston and Minnesota.

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BUS-TED



It's funny - Mr Starbucks, SI's Peter King just got done noting in his most recent column that Jerome Bettis had perhaps upset the applecart with his off hand comments about Bill Cowher's career and potential retirement after this season:

Bettis' statement about feeling that this is Bill Cowher's last year coaching the Steelers really took me by surprise.


Ok, took alot of people by surprise? Not really because it was already news but as King notes, surprising that Bettis would spill the beans like that on national tv.

King went on to speculate:

I asked him if it was tough for him to say it on national TV. And he said he wondered if Cowher would view this as a violation of their relationship, that maybe he shouldn't have revealed what he thought from their conversation. But he said he thought Cowher would be fine with it. Well, I'm going to Steelers camp later on Monday, and I'll be interested to hear how Cowher addresses it.


Well it wasn't long coming.

"I was very disappointed in what Jerome said,"
Cowher said late Monday afternoon after the Steelers' lone practice of the day at training camp.
"Jerome and I talked back in March and there was no confidential information shared. There has been a lot of speculation about my future, and that's what it is -- speculation. I have not made a decision about my future beyond this year."


Not exactly explosive but not fine with it either.

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Looks like Korn Dog's MNF debut hit the right notes for some.

It must be related to the plethera of shitty people they had doing the announcing all these other seasons making people giddy about this new crew. Kornheiser claimed he needed Theisman to clarify for him what the silent snap count was. This guy has been a sports writer for like a thousand years, has followed football, written about the Redskins, held court over an idiotic ESPN show with co-idiot Mike Wilbon and is now one of the voices on MNF and he doesn't know what the silent count is? Give us a break - either Kornheiser is even dumber than he comes off or he's pulling everyone's leg trying to earn the stupid little brownie points everyone gave him after Monday night - oh gee, the guy is honest enough to admit he doesn't know a rudimentary term in football -- look, if this mutt doesn't know what a silent snap count is he should try and learn on his own bloody time, not during a game, even if it was a crappy little exhibition game.

Monday, August 14, 2006

NFL Snaps



You figure one of the best backs in the NFL could afford some decent clothes with all the money he makes? Clinton Portis, sidelined by a separated shoulder that probably ruins the Skins chances of the postseason, comes back out to the game like a bum - look at him, torn jeans, paint-stained shirt - what's going on with that?

Portis, for his part, honed a fine rant on the uselessness of starters playing in these exhibition games for precisely the reason he was bitching about - the opportunities to get injured before the games that count even start.



How many Ravens does it take to bring down the massive Brandon Jacobs anyway? At least five, apparently. Good tackling.



Hey look where Keyshawn finally poked back up out of the ground from! In mid season hot dog form after a meaningless first down in a meaningless game. You won't hear him grumbling about exhibition games but then again, he didn't separate his shoulder.



No doubt you'll be seeing plenty of this from the NFL's Rookie of the Year.

Friday, August 11, 2006

The Jets Are Back


Oft-injured QB Chad Pennington looking more like a wingback than a quarterback, struggles to try and reinjure himself in the Jets' first preseason game, a 16-3 loss to the Tampa Bucanneers. It was new coach Eric Mangini's first NFL head coaching game.

Rookie Kellen Clemens completed 10 of 14 passes for 92 yards. Pennington, 9 of 14 for 54 yards and Patrick Ramsey two of three for 9 yards.

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Good-Bye, Nancy Boy



Yeah, he's given England a share of thrills over the course of his national career but between red cards, missed penalties and injuries he's been an overall disappointment with more hype and hope of a human publicity machine than a deserving captain of England. Now he's gone.

Steve McClaren, a day after naming John Terry the England captain, dropped David Beckham from the English side for a match against Greece next week.

With a slip that could scarcely pass unnoticed, McClaren even said yesterday that the door would never be "open" to Beckham, before correcting that to "closed". It is known that the player believes the initial statement was accurate and does not expect to add to his 94 caps. Thank christ for that.

Beckham succeeded far more as a corporate entity of advertising and marketing than he ever did as a football player. True, his crosses and free kicks were occasionally works of magic but as an overall football player, a complete football player, Beckham's hype never dazzled beyond the reality of failure. He will be remembered more for hairstyles and clothes than championships.

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Looney Bin For Former Buckeye Star

From National Champ to National Chump.

Maurice Clarett was ordered to have a mental health evaluation following a bizarre and violent encounter with police in which the former Ohio State football star was caught with four guns after a highway chase.

Clarett's latest run-in with the law began when police noticed a vehicle driving erratically, prompting a chase that ended with police spiking the SUV's tires. Officers said they could not easily subdue Clarett because he was wearing a bulletproof vest that thwarted their stun guns.

After several police using pepper spray finally got him into handcuffs, the 6-foot, 245-pound Clarett continued to struggle, kicking at the doors of the transport vehicle. Officers also put a cloth mask over Clarett's mouth after they say he spat at them.

But seriously, a fascinating story about Clarett's crash and burn tale.

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Tigres

Having held a choke hold on the AL Central for most of the season and sporting the best record in baseball, the Detroit Tigers have experienced a few hiccups as they try and close in on the postseason.

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen labeled this weekend's three-game against the Tigers "do-or-die" for the American League Central title and behind Jose Contreras, they took the first game, 5-0. They have 9 more games against each other with the Tigers lead down to 7 1/2 games. The White Sox have won seven of 10 against Detroit this season.

This comes after their other close rivals, the Minnesota Twins, took two of three from the Tigers in Detroit.

Detroit continues to be baseball's darling team, but the Sox have won six of their first nine against the Tigers, including two of three at U.S. Cellular Field. Much has been made of the Sox' struggles against the American League's stronger teams. The Tigers have had their own trouble against the contenders. Here's how the Tigers and Sox have done against the top six AL contenders:

TEAM Yankees Red Sox Blue Jays Athletics Angels Twins
Tigers vs. 1-3 1-2 2-1 5-4 2-3 10-5
White Sox vs. 1-4* 1-2 5-4 3-0 4-2 5-5
* entering Thursday

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As usual, good Mets filters on Archie Bunker's Army and Metsradamus which remain my personal favourites.

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Focus On The Braves

The Atlanta Braves will mix baseball with the gospel when they hold another "Faith Day" this weekend. But one of the country's most prominent Christian organizations has been tossed out of the game.

Focus on the Family, a group founded by James Dobson, was barred from participating in Sunday's post-game activities after sponsoring the first such event at Turner Field last month.

While the team wouldn't provide a reason for its decision, several gay rights groups on the Web bristled with speculation that Focus on the Family was given the boot for promoting its belief that homosexuality is a social problem comparable to alcoholism, gambling or depression.

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Mr 81 Percent



How does malcontent Terrell Owens come to the figure of 81% when he talks about being 81% healthy after hamstring twinges.

By god, he wears #81. He's such a clever, clever man, isn't he?

Or perhaps he was referring to the percentage he give out on the field.

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

QUOTABLES

Rick Morrissey, Chicago Trib on Greg Maddox:

"In the seventh inning, when Maddux walked off the mound for the last time, the crowd rose to give him a standing ovation, to show its appreciation and, maybe, just maybe, to apologize. Sorry it turned out this way. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Really.

He lifted his cap, and if you looked hard enough, you might have seen that he was sorry, too, for how it ended. He had more to give. Later, he said he liked everything about his return to Chicago except the results, which, OK, is sort of like enjoying everything about an orange except the fruit."


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Phillies reliever Arthur Rhodes on Cory Lidle following Lidle's trade to the Yankees and his whinge about the losing attitude in the Phillies clubhouse: "He is a scab. When he started, he would go 5 1/3 innings and (the bullpen) would have to win the game for him. The only thing Cory Lidle wants to do is fly around in his airplane and gamble. He doesn't have a work ethic. After every start, he didn't run or lift weights. He would sit in the clubhouse and eat ice cream . . . He shouldn't say that, he shouldn't say anything like that because he is a scab. He crossed the line when guys like me, Flash (Tom Gordon) and (Mike) Lieberthal were playing. He is a replacement player.”

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It's not an illusion that David Ortiz comes through in walkoff situations every time.

According to Sox historian Allan Wood, webmaster of the Joy of Sox, Ortiz has come to the plate 19 times in potential walkoff situations since the end of the 2004 regular season (postseasons included) and reached base 16 times. He is 11-for-14 (.786), with 7 HR and 20 RBI.

In 2005 and 2006, he is 8-for-9, with 5 HR and 15 RBI!

Amazing.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

No More Shark Fins Because "Engandered Species Are Our Friends



NBA star Yao Ming pledged Wednesday to give up eating shark's fin soup, a Chinese delicacy, as he joined a campaign to promote wildlife protection. "Endangered species are our friends," Yao said at a news conference organized by the London-based conservation group WildAid.

The group said China is the world's biggest importer of shark's fins, which conservationists say are cut from sharks that are thrown back into the ocean to die.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

VOETBALL

Evidence of Polish influence in the UK is snaking its way up Scotland way - Two Poles helped provide an easy opening to Celtic's defence of the Scottish title, defeating Kilmarnock 4-1 with a brace of goals by Maciej Zurawski (trying saying that three times in a row with a mouthful of Wiejska kielbasa in a match closely watched by those eagerly awaiting the start of the Premiership and with nothing better to do.

Meanwhile, Sports Amnesia's favourite SPL team, Inverness CT, lost their opener 2-1 to St Mirren, imposters in the SPL who should have been easily kicked about.

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Influence Peddling in Scouserland: Guardian post on Costa Merseyside reveals there is even a language link exchange between Spain and Scouser schools to further the replacement of Spanish over French.

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Champions League
Il tabellone del terzo turno

Sherrif Tiraspol (Mol) o Spartak Mosca (Rus)-Slovan Liberic (R.Cec)
Shakhtar Donetsk (Ucr) - Hafnarfjordur (Isl) o Legia Warsavia (Pol)
Zurigo (Svi) o Salisburgo (Aut) - Valencia (Spa)
Levski Sofia (Bul) o Sioni Bolnisi (Geo) - Chievo
Hearts (Sco) o Siroki Brijeg (Bos) - Aek Atene (Gre)
Cska Mosca (Rus) - Djurgarden (Sve) o Ruzomberok (Slk)
Milan - Cork City (Irl) o Stella Rossa (Ser)
Galatasaray (Tur) - Mlada Boleslav (R.Cec) o Valerenga (Nor)
Standard Liegi (Bel) - Gorica (Slo) o Steaua Bucarest (Rom)
Austria Vienna (Aut) - Benfica (Por)
Ekranes (Lit) o Dinamo Zagabria (Cro) - Arsenal (Ing)
Copenhagen (Dan) o MyPa 47 (Fin) - Ajax (Ola)
Amburgo (Ger) - Osasuna (Spa)
Metalurgs Liepaja (Let) o Dinamo Kiev (Ucr) - Fenerbahce (Tur) o B36 Torshavn (Far)
Liverpool (Ing) - Maccabi Haifa (Isr)
Lilla (Fra) - Debrecen (Ung) o Rabotnicki Skopje (Mac)

Shortly after yesterday's Uefa Cup draw Glenn Roeder, the Newcastle United manager, appeared clutching a piece of torn-off notepad paper featuring a single, scribbled name.

After about 20 minutes of questions he looked down at it and said: "Strange that no one's actually naming the Latvian team we're playing. Can anyone pronounce it?"

FK Ventspils - here is their homepage - they are at the top of the Latvian derby tables. Woo hoo. Think their name is odd, imagine the opponent they beat to face Newcastle: the team from the Faeroe Islands “GI GOTU”.

According to the Independant, Newcastle have held talks with Sol Campbell after representatives of the England international indicated their client would welcome a move to St James' Park.

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Horse-Faced Dutchman Departs England For Real



El tercer fichaje de la era Calderón ya está en Madrid y ha asegurado: "Es fantástico estar aquí. Estoy muy contento de llegar al mejor club del mundo donde quiero marcar muchos goles".


Mejor club del mundo? Perhaps Van Nistelroy needs to spend more time practicing Spanish before making such whacky proclamations.

"Es estupendo estar aquí. Es un sentimiento fantástico. Estoy muy emocionado de ser presentado hoy y después viajar a Austria. Venir al Real Madrid es un sueño que tenía como futbolista y por fin se ha hecho realidad. Cuando el Real Madrid viene a buscarte no tienes nada que pensar porque sabes que es el número uno" y ha añadido: "cuando me fijo en su historia y en sus jugadores me emociono mucho porque tiene muchos nombres importantes".



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Ukraine Nancy Boy Happy At Chelski

"I was very happy with my years at Milan and the team was always in my heart and will always remain in my heart. I love the country, it's very special and the fans treated me very well," said Shevchenko in his first interview as a Chelsea player, held in the unusual surrounds of the Beverly Hills Hotel, where the Premiership champions are staying during their eight-day visit to Los Angeles. "But with respect to the clubs who have been looking to sign me, it's always Chelsea who have been consistent in wanting me for the past three years."

The Guardian's article further reveals that Part of the reason Shevchenko chose to move to London is that he does not speak fluent English.

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

That, and Arseholenol are now demanding £30 million ransom to release their left back A Cole to Chelski.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

714


The Boy Who Caught #714 says "I hate that guy," 19 year old Tyler Snyder said of Barry Bonds before he was whisked away. "I don't really care for the guy."



I will say that I invented the four-ply wallop, the dinger, the dong, the circuit smash. If it weren't for me, Barry Bonds wouldn't have had a road to follow., The Babe, questioned from the beyond about Barry Bonds' tying him.

Ray Ratto, of the SF Chronicle, chronicles the event in his usually adept manner noting The present met the past Saturday, and neither the past nor the present comes out ahead in the exchange. Babe Ruth is no more forgotten now than he was when Henry Aaron passed him, and Barry Bonds is no more ennobled then he was before he hit No. 714.

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Chicago

After getting barreled over in a home-plate collision, Michael Barrett prepares to land a right hook on A.J. Pierzynski.

After a win in Game One by the White Sox, Game Two saw Michael Barrett waiting for the ball when A.J. Pierzynski ran him over. Barrett's reaction? He got up and punched the White Sox catcher in the jaw, setting off a melee between Chicago's two baseball teams even though the Sox eventually won, 7-0.

Pierzynski hit a game-tying home run in the fourth inning Sunday and drew the ire of Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano, who yelled at third-base coach Joey Cora after alleging that Pierzynski had yelled at him.

Barrett, who was booed lustily every time his name was announced, hit a game-tying triple off reliever Neal Cotts in the eighth, the ball hooking away from the outstretched glove of center fielder Rob Mackowiak.

The lowly Cubs managed to avoid the sweep, barely, winning the finale 8-4 on a four run 8th inning off the Sox's bullpen which suffered another setback after throwing four scoreless innings over three previous games. The relievers now have a 5.65 ERA in May and a 4.82 mark for the season. That won't get them to a World Series repeat no matter how good the starting rotation is.

A Sox fan listed five Cubs who have been on the disabled list this year—Kerry Wood, Mark Prior, Angel Pagan, Wade Miller and Derrek Lee—under the heading: "DL Cost—$26,393,667."

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NYC

All three games went down to the wire, with Mets closer saving two and blowing one. Mariano Rivera blew Game One, won Game Two and wasn't a factor in Game Three.

The entire cycle is played out at Archie Bunker's Army.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Kill The Umps



You have to begin to wonder, with the ejection rate of both players and manager on a steady rise, if the Umps are beginning to take too much control over the game.

"One thing about this league, you can't argue about anything," said Guillen, who said Scott immediately warned him before he came onto the field.

"You argue about balks, you're out of the game. You argue about strikes, you're out of the game. You argue about checked swings, you're out of the game. You argue about hit by pitches, you're out of the game.

"What I would like to know, who ever runs this game, send me a note and say what any manager can go out and argue with the umpire. I don't say it was wrong or right, but I'd like to know what you can argue. Because if you can't argue about anything, why do we have a job for you? It's good to protect the umpires, but you have to have some limits."

"When you go argue with the umpires and the first thing they say is you can't argue this or that, then what is my job, to make the lineup and watch the game?"


The White Sox frustration was palatable, as was their loss which dropped their lead over the second place Detroit Tigers to a half game.

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In spite of losing two potential All Star outfielders in Gary Sheffield and Hideki Matsui, the Yankees starters are 13-2 over their last 18 games and the Yankees improved on their undefeated day game mark, going to 12-0 in day games with their recent victory over the A's.

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Unhappy days, (aren't they all) with the Cubbies...

Since returning to the Dodgers from a sprained oblique three weeks ago, Nomar Garciaparra has been among the majors' best hitters, producing a .360 average, 15 extra-base hits and 21 RBIs in his first 75 at-bats.

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Injuries For Ace



5-2 2.94 ERA, 48 Ks in 49 IP....

Bad enough that Scott Kazmir continues to be the pitcher that got away from the Mets. Bad enough that the scrubs they got for him never really performed. But look, the Mets announced yesterday that righty reliever Bartolome Fortunato, who pitched in two games for last weekend against Atlanta, will have Tommy John surgery Thursday in New York.

Fortunato, who missed all of 2005 after a diskectomy for a herniated disc, was acquired from the Devil Rays with Victor Zambrano in the Scott Kazmir deal. Zambrano is out for the season with a flexor muscle tear.

By the end of the season, Baltimore may well consider its acquisition of fromer Met pitcher Mrs Anna Benson a heist. While the two spare parts Baltimore sent to the New York Mets, pitchers Jorge Julio and John Maine, have struggled, Benson has turned into the Orioles' best starter. He leads the team in wins and ERA. Benson allowed just one run and four hits in seven innings to record his fifth win, lowering his ERA to 4.38.

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Phillies righthander Jon Lieber had a perfect game through 62/3 innings in an impressive 2-0 victory over the Cincinnati Reds.

The Phillies, who have won 12 of 13 and remained just two behind the New York Mets in the National League East, took a 1-0 lead in the seventh when Quinton McCracken dropped Ryan Howard's pop fly with two outs. David Bell followed with a double off Reds lefthander Dave Williams, who allowed just two runs in 81/3 innings.

The loss ended the Reds' 15-day stay atop the NL Central for the rest of the season. They fell one game behind St. Louis and will never see first again. The early season fantasy world will crumble quickly from hereinafter. Mark my words, Cincinnati.

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Brad Lidge's ERA in the 23 games he has pitched starting with Game 5 of the 2005 NLCS, when he gave up Albert Pujols's game-winning three-run home run. He has blown four of his 16 save opportunities and has allowed five home runs in 22 1/3 innings in that span. From the time he took over as closer in June 2004 until then, he had a 1.80 ERA, had blown seven saves in 83 opportunities and given up 10 home runs in 145 1/3 innings.

Think the Astros aren't missing the Hill Billy?

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Jim Thome vs. Frank Thomas

When Frank Thomas took some verbal jabs at the White Sox after his departure, I agreed with him on one thing and thought he was going out on a limb with another. That limb has snapped.

I agreed with Thomas that Kenny Williams and Jerry Reinsdorf should have told Thomas their intentions in person. When a relationship lasts that long, it calls for more than a phone call or voice mail.

But when Thomas criticized the Sox for letting him go because they were trading for Jim Thome, I thought Thomas may be setting himself up for some bashing. Thomas said Thome wouldn't do more on the field than Thomas. Let's take a look.

Thomas is batting .178 with six homers and 15 RBI for the A's, who are 17-15 and in second place in the AL West. He has a .270 on-base percentage and .376 slugging percentage.

Thome is hitting .321 with 14 homers and 36 RBI for the best team in baseball. He has a .471 OBP and a .764 slugging percentage.

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How many Giants fans care if Bonds hits #714? He's far better for the team walking.

The Giants have scored 40 of their 160 runs following a Bonds walk. They've scored 25 runs after his 15 intentional walks. In the last 16 games, San Francisco hitters are 8 for 13 with 2 homers and 10 RBIs immediately after Bonds walks.


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The Grizzled Vet



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Excellent photo of the Man Who Won't Retire, Brett Favre. Here's hoping he bounces back big next season.

According to Favre, his career-low passer rating of 70.9 (58.0 in the last 10 games), which ranked 31st in the NFL, was more a reflection of circumstances and the personnel around him than slippage in his own level of performance.

Maybe he should try some of this Russian tea:

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Another Yankees-Blood Sox Battle For the AL East


Is it the height that distorted the strike zone or the ump?

You can say what you want about the Toronto Blue Jays who continue to hover near the top of the standings but aren't likely to last the season. The Yankees-Blood Sox match up was interesting, as always. Less than a week since the Fenway Series it moved to Yankee Stadium where The Big Unit, showing his age more and more as the early season wears on, got slammed hard by the Sox early and hard, lasting only 3 2/3 innings as the Yankees lost the opener 14-3 and Johnson had an MRI of his left pitching shoulder the following morning. Then it was another ageing ace, Curt Schilling, getting blasted by the opposition six runs and eight hits surrendered. Frankly, neither team looks like World Series calibre.


The bloodiest Sock of all, Mr Republican, looking every one of his many years...

More in the Compare Bellies Series...compare David Ortiz v Jason Giambi:

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Honesty is the best policy. The only thing it's missing is some guy next to her holding up a sign that says "And I'm So Drunk, I Fucked Her!"

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"The puffball reliever will lay the juiced ball on a tee. The padded hitter will use his bloated biceps to smash it deep into the stands. Every headline will weep. Barry Bonds passes Babe Ruth. He does not. He will not.

Saying Barry Bonds passes Babe Ruth is like saying the Escalade passes the Mustang.
It's like saying text messages pass handwritten letters. It's like saying Zima passes beer."


Brilliant little piece, Babe Is The Man, by the LA Times' Bill Plaschke.

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Rick Sutcliffe, a Cy Young award winner and ESPN baseball analyst, gave a rambling, slurred interview during the local television broadcast of the Brewers-Padres game Wednesday night.

Funny thing is, if you read the text of the alleged "rambling", it really isn't all that coherent, it just isn't about baseball. Poor little Cub announcers can't quite get their heads around topics that don't touch on Cubcentric psychobabble. Too bad for Sutcliffe.

Sutcliffe's microphone eventually was cut off. Craig Nichols, general manager of Channel 4 San Diego, on Thursday described the interview as embarrassing.

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Do The Math On Prince Albert, The New Home Run King



In 1998:
Mark McGwire hit his 18th home run of the year in the 43rd game. He finished 1998 with 70 home runs.

In 2001:
Barry Bonds hit his 18th home run of the year in the 42nd game. He finished 2001 with 73 home runs.

This season:
Albert Pujols hit his 18th home run in the teams's 35th game

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Sven Finally Gambles



England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson, the notoriously cautious Swede, has finally taken a gamble and although on it's face it seems rather outrageous and desperate there is always the chance we might be talking about this as a stroke of belated genius by the end of the World Cup.

Naming Theo Walcott, the 17 year old who has yet to play a Premiership match to the the England side caused shockwaves across England.

"If you take a 17-year-old boy to the World Cup of course it's a gamble," he said, "but I think he's ready and I don't think he will be nervous or feel the pressure. He's a very steady boy."

Sven was forced into taking such an extreme decison after the shocking injury to budding superstar Wayne Rooney and the questionable pace of England's other striker, Michael Owen.

In addition to Walcott, other surprises included the naming of Stewart Downing and the uncapped Aaron Lennon to the England side. That pair and Walcott make up a quintet, with Rob Green and Michael Carrick, who have never started a competitive match for England.

The consensus on choosing Walcott is uneven. Harry Redknapp believes Sven-Goran Eriksson's decision to include Theo Walcott in his World Cup squad "could be a tactical masterstroke."

SIR Bobby Robson, on the other hand, has blasted Sven's decision.

Robson, one of the Swede's most successful predecessors as England boss, criticised the decision as an unnecessary gamble.

Robson, who led England to the semi-finals in the 1990 edition, said to take the 17-year-old Walcott as one of only four strikers is a 'terrific gamble' given the doubts over the fitness of Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen.

"I think that's a big risk," Robson told Sky Sports News, pointing out the obvious. "The squad worries me because he (Eriksson) is relying on Owen and Rooney - our two best strikers, of course - to be fit. There's no guarantee that either will make it."

Former England captain Bryan Robson believes Eriksson has lifted the country by naming the teenagers in his squad but he must give now them a chance to show what they can do in pre-tournament friendlies against Hungary and Jamaica. But Robson believes the decision to take them to the tournament has also deflected the doom and gloom surrounding injuries to Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen.

Time will tell whether there was any wisdom or foolishness in Sven's decision but one thing he can no longer be faulted for is being too conservative or too afraid of taking chances and not only that, he has finally changed the nation's focus from the lack of Rooney to the addition of an unknown. It's a masterstroke, whether it proves a success or not and there was little else he could have done to alleviate the loss of Rooney. I think it will prove to be such an infamous decision we will one day mourn the loss of Sven by the end of the Cup.

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The Dutch also named their squad and surprisingly, Edgar Davids was left off:

Keepers: Edwin van der Sar (Manchester United/ENG), Maarten Stekelenburg (Ajax), Henk Timmer (AZ Alkmaar)

Defenders: Khalid Boulahrouz (Hamburg SV/GER), Giovanni van Bronckhorst (Barcelona/ESP), Tim de Cler (AZ Alkmaar), Kew Jaliens (AZ Alkmaar), Jan Kromkamp (Liverpool/ENG), Joris Mathijsen (AZ Alkmaar), Andre Ooijer (PSV Eindhoven), Johnny Heitinga (Ajax), Barry Opdam (AZ Alkmaar)

Midfielders: George Boateng (Middlesbrough/ENG), Mark van Bommel (Barcelona/ESP), Phillip Cocu (PSV Eindhoven), Nigel de Jong (Hamburg SV/GER), Denny Landzaat (AZ Alkmaar), Hedwiges Maduro (Ajax), Wesley Sneijder (Ajax), Rafael van der Vaart (Hamburg SV/GER)

Strikers: Ryan Babel (Ajax), Romeo Castelen (Feyenoord), Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (Ajax), Dirk Kuijt (Feyenoord), Ruud van Nistelrooy (Manchester United/ENG), Robin van Persie (Arsenal/ENG), Arjen Robben (Chelsea/ENG), Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (PSV Eindhoven)

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Say Hey Is 75
"They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays."
— Ted Williams






see the bio and history here



Well, it was yesterday, but Willie Mays turned 75 years old.

*****

Haven't read anything by Peter Gammons in a long time but here he suddenly pops up with an absurdist question like Who Is The Greatest Living Pitcher? - it's a rather stupid question, meaningless in that once one dies, they're no longer the greatest living pitcher but they still might be the greatest pitcher - dead or alive.

Not surprisingly, the choice is everybody's favourite free agent, Roger Clemens and there's a bunch of meaningless statistics to prove it.

However, there's a little Roger Clemens story that makes it all worthwhile:

"In a Florida State League game after Clemens signed, a Lakeland first baseman named Jim Morris took out and injured Clemens' Texas teammate Mike Brumley. Morris, it seems, had played at Oklahoma State, a team Texas had had some scuffles with. And when Lakeland went to Winter Haven the next week, Clemens started and struck out the first six batters, then beaned Morris in the head."

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Billy Wagner Lite

The big issue over the winter about closers was whether the Phillies could resign Billy Wagner - they couldn't and the Mets did instead and now the man they've brought in to replace him, Tom Gordon, is nine-for-nine in save chances through Thursday. An 0.66 ERA. An impressive 21 strikeouts in 14 2/3 innings. Only five walks. No homers allowed. A curveball to kill for and a fastball that reaches past the mid-90s on occasion.

Billy Wagner? He was busy blasting his former teammates. There was no support there," he said of the Phillies' clubhouse. "As soon as the game was over, everyone was gone and I was there by myself." -

Wagner will be pitching against the Phillies, most likely, in three days.

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The White Sox and Mets are tied for the best record in baseball this morning. The Sox were led by two last night who weren't with them on the World Series run last season. Javier Vazquez, acquired from Arizona, improved his record to 4-1 and his ERA to 2.88, fourth best in the American League, as the White Sox pounded the Royals 9-2.

And Jim Thome, acquired from Philadelphia, socked his third homer in as many games and his league-leading 13th of the season to help warm 38,593 chilled fans at U.S. Cellular Field—the fifth sellout of the season.

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On the other side of Chicago, the ineptitude is almost palatable. The Cubs lost their fifth straight game Saturday night by going 0-for-13 with runners in scoring position in a 2-1, 10-inning loss to San Diego.

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Matched against Florida Marlins All-Star Dontrelle Willis, Mulder doubled home a run in a five-run fifth inning, and the Cardinals got to Willis for 12 hits and seven runs in 4 2/3 innings before staggering to hold on for a 7-6 triumph in front of a modest crowd of 14,369 Saturday night at Dolphin Stadium. It was Mulder's 100th career victory.

Mulder has won 19 games for the Cardinals and 81 for Oakland since being the second player taken in the 1998 draft behind Philadelphia's Pat Burrell. He has a .662 winning percentage (100-51), which ranks third behind Pedro Martinez (.706) and Tim Hudson (.684) for active pitchers with 150 or more starts.

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Opening Day at the Sapporo Dome, 2005

Former Met Shinjo has a new career

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Standings, Etc.

Taking stock of the standings this weekend, here are some observations.

1. The Yankees are 1-4 in one run games. The Mets are 9-2 and the Astros are 10-2. The Nats and Marlins are the worst in tight games, losing 7 of 8 and 8 of 9 one run games respectively.

2. The Rockies are 4-0 in extra inning games. And the Padres are 4-1. The Mets have also had five extra inning games and are 3-2.

3. The Tigers have allowed the fewest (107) runs of any team in the Majors. The Orioles have allowed 187, the most.

4. The miserable Royals (7-21) have scored only 95 runs. The 16-15 Indians have scored 199 runs.

5. Best Road team are the Tigers, who are 12-5 away from home. The Nats are better on the road (8-11) than at home (2-10). Other teams with better away records than home records: San Diego (9-4 away, 6-11 at home) and the Marlins 6-9 on the road, 2-11 at home.

* If the baseball playoffs started today:

AL: Detroit @ Yankees
Rangers @ White Sox

NL: Astros @ Mets
Rockies @ Reds

On this date last year, four of the six eventual division winners were already in front, but the Yankees (12-19), Padres (17-14) and eventual NL wild-card winning Astros (11-18) were still lying in the weeds.

Seven Surprising Story Lines in Baseball.

"Former Atlanta Braves teammates Tom Glavine and Greg Maddux both turned 40 this spring and both are pitching as if they have discovered the fountain of youth. Glavine is 4-2 with a 1.94 ERA for the New York Mets. Maddux is 5-1 with a 2.35 ERA for the Chicago Cubs."

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Hey kids, it's Cinco de Nomar as the Dodgers win another.

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Oscar de la Hoya redeems himself, dopping Ricardo Mayorga with his signature left hook in the first round and finishing him with a furious flurry of lefts and rights midway through the sixth.

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No Laker Dynasty


Kobe watches Tim Thomas celebrate, Lakers blow 3-1 series lead against the Suns.

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In the first-round playoff series, Cleveland's LeBron James set 11 individual playoff records for the Cavaliers - including most points in a game with 45 in Game 5 - and tied five others. His 35.7-point average in the first-round series against Washington is the third-highest in NBA history for a player in his debut series, trailing only Wilt Chamberlain's 38.7 in 1960 and Lew Alcindor's 36.2 in 1970.