Art, Art, Blew A Fart And Blew The Whole Machine Apart
 
In case any of you out there were wondering whether or not the Mets being within rodent nose twitching whisker distance of the NL East first place slot, just brush up on your Howe-isms:
 
http://www.firearthowe.blogspot.com/">Fire Art Howe Already!
 
There within are all the excuses, ready made, hand-sewn. 
 
Don't say I didn't warn you.