A-Hole Continues To Write His Own Comedy

First came the insincere apology about using drugs to cheat when he'd said categorically all along what a ridiculous idea it was, OF COURSE he doesn't use steroids, he doesn't need them because he was already so fucking good to begin with. But if he DID use steroids, he doesn't remember which ones and can't say with certainty when or how long (as far as he can recall anyway) and better still, because of the enormous public pressure of being paid kazillions of dollars to be an overrated choke artist for a last place team.

I mean, wow. Like steroids are some escapist drug to avoid thinking about life's problems.

Well, as funny as all that was, now comes something funnier, a limp-wristed, fake apology for trying to publically humiliate a female sports reporter because she was doing her job.

It's funny, he calls her meakly on the phone like a little pussy to apologise but when he's got unfounded accusations to make about her, he does that on the big screen with Peter Gammons, who ran through that interview with the verve of Mike Wallace in a Roger Clemens interview.

GOOD NEWS

The Hillbilly Police aren't going to bust Michael Phelps for getting caught doing a bong hit on film. Fucking liberal junkies. What happened to the good auld boys who'd have arrested him, beat the shit out of him and made him sit in a South Carolina outhouse for 15 days without bail before letting him go?

The sheriff said there had not been sufficient evidence to charge him based on the photo from the party, held near the University of South Carolina in November.
He said: "We had a photo and him saying he was sorry for inappropriate behaviour. He never said, 'I smoked marijuana.' We didn't have physical evidence."

Since when did they start following laws instead of their instincts down in South Carolina. Holy Evolution Batman! Is there hope for the South yet?

Nah, just ask the 8 others who weren't famous swimmers how it works.